The List
Jimmy Carter and Ward Churchill
Alec Baldwin and James Carvell
Janeane Garafalo and Michael Moore
The Reverend Jesse Jackson and Al Gore

Barbara Boxer, George Clooney and then
Dianne Feinstein and Sean Penn
Barack Obama, Ted Kennedy, too
The entire staff at the ACLU

Chorus
This is a song about liberals that we can’t stand
If you don’t like it go write your own
and start up your own band
But this is our song and this is our list
We apologize to the ones we missed
This is a song about liberals that we can’t stand

Nancy Pelosi and Robert Byrd
Susan Sarandon and Whoopi Goldberg
Chucky Schumer and Martin Sheen
His son Charlie and Howard Dean

Lincoln Chafee and John McCain
Arlen Specter and Christopher Shays
Lindsey Graham and Olympia Snow
Belong in the zoo with the other RINOs

Repeat Chorus

And lest we forget the queen
We crown our list with Hillary

Repeat Chorus

Written by Frank Highland and Aaron Sain.
© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP) & PoolGuy Music (ASCAP).
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