Enemy Within
Sleeper cells right next door to us
Scheming, smiling, lying to our faces
Blending in just like they're one of us
While inside their hatred for us rages
Chorus
They've made it do or die
So it's time for us to fight
Time to fight the enemy within
Cause they're here between our shores
They're part of the global war
And it's time to fight the enemy within
Leftist judges, one-sided media
Giving voice to those who are trying to kill us
From the bench, in front of the camera
Giving aid and comfort to murderous villains
Chorus
Just because we're not all fighting over seas
Doesn'
t mean we don't have a war to win
Against the enemy within
Written by Frank Highland and Aaron Sain.
© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP) & PoolGuy Music (ASCAP).
All Rights Reserved / International Copyright Secured.
What About the Issues
I pick up my guitar and I say what I believe
For other people who think just like me
You get all up in arms when you hear the words I sing
And send messages for me to read
Chorus
I gave a lot of thought to everything that you've been saying
Once I got past the cussing and the hate you were conveying
I tried to be objective when you said you wish I'd die
I got your point but couldn't help but see you were ignoring
The truth behind our songs you're so predictable and boring
Thank you for the interest now I've got a question for you
What about the issues?
How can hearing someone else's views make you mad enough to spit
Cause when we play it you can't handle it
Duck - here comes the F-bomb once again is that the only word that fit
Oh, I forgot you also used #@!% and %@!# and #%!&
Chorus
I know you'll find this hard to comprehend
But we don't follow polls by CNN
We got kicked off Fox and Friends
Chorus
But trashin' both the singers and the way we play guitar
Won't change a lot of minds, no that won't get you very far
But whatcha gonna do to fight three chords and the truth
Just ignore the issues?
What about the issues?
I'm glad I'm not in your shoes
Can we talk the issues?
Written by Aaron Sain.
© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP).
All Rights Reserved / International Copyright Secured.
Stop Global Whining
There's a crisis on the planet
It's heated up almost a whole degree
It hasn't been this hot in a long time
Not since the 16th Century
When there were no evil SUVs
Chorus
Stop Global Whining
It's up to you
The earth's been heating up and cooling back down
Since the day it
started spinning 'round and 'round
Stop Global Whining
Get your head out of the clouds
His name is Al Gore, yeah he's a loser
He says the
blame falls on me and you
He flies around in a private jet
While he tries to sell an inconvenient "truth"
Hey Al here's something you can do
Repeat Chorus
Maybe you should shut up Al
Cause every time you talk you're filling up the air
With carbon dioxide too
So if you really think that we'll become extinct
The best thing that you can do is
Repeat Chorus
Stop Global Whining
It's up to you
Stop Global Whining
I'm sick and tired of hearing you
Written by Frank Highland and Aaron Sain.
© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP) & PoolGuy Music (ASCAP).
All Rights Reserved / International Copyright Secured.
I'm In Love With Ann Coulter
She's got blond hair, long legs
And a powerful intellect
She's a writer, a real fighter
You could say she's on the cutting edge
And she captures my heart
When she tears libs apart
And now I must confess things as they are
Chorus
I'm in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her
And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreams
I wonder if she's got a boyfriend
Cause my girlfriend's leaving
She says I'm living in a fantasy
Even she can see it's over
I'm in love with Ann Coulter
And every time I see her on my television screen
She looks into my eyes I know she's talking straight to me
I'm in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her
And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreams
I've been memorizing pages
I've been driving liberals crazy
I bet I've quoted half her book at work
To those godless jerks who can't debate me
And there's so much I haven't told her
But by the day I'm getting bolder
I just know that she would fall for me
If only I could get to know her
'Cause I'm in love with Ann Coulter
I'm in love with Ann Coulter
Repeat Chorus
Written by Frank Highland and Aaron Sain.
© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP) & PoolGuy Music (ASCAP).
All Rights Reserved / International Copyright Secured.
Half of Her Heart
She remembers the day he said goodbye
Her and the kids just stood there and cried
He got on the plane and nothing’s been the same
She does what she can to take it day by day
Wearing a smile for the children’s sake
Trying to be strong but it’s hard to carry on…when
Chorus
Half of her heart is in Iraq
The other half here at home misses him so bad
He sends all his love but till he gets back
Half of her heart is in Iraq
She gets all dressed up she’s going out tonight
With a younger man who has his father’s eyes
A bittersweet date because it’s her birthday
He says I miss dad and I know your heart breaks
Repeat Chorus
It’s just not right, he’s not here with you
But just keep holding on cause I know he’s coming home
She does all the chores so she stays in a hurry
Finds all kinds of time to sit and worry
Tries not to think of what he’s going through
But what else can she do…when
Repeat Chorus
Written by Frank Highland and Aaron Sain.
© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP) & PoolGuy Music (ASCAP).
All Rights Reserved / International Copyright Secured.
The List
Jimmy Carter and Ward Churchill
Alec Baldwin and James Carvell
Janeane Garafalo and Michael Moore
The Reverend Jesse Jackson and Al Gore
Barbara Boxer, George Clooney and then
Dianne Feinstein and Sean Penn
Barack Obama, Ted Kennedy, too
The entire staff at the ACLU
Chorus
This is a song about liberals that we can’t stand
If you don’t like it go write your own
and start up your own band
But this is our song and this is our list
We apologize to the ones we missed
This is a song about liberals that we can’t stand
Nancy Pelosi and Robert Byrd
Susan Sarandon and Whoopi Goldberg
Chucky Schumer and Martin Sheen
His son Charlie and Howard Dean
Lincoln Chafee and John McCain
Arlen Specter and Christopher Shays
Lindsey Graham and Olympia Snow
Belong in the zoo with the other RINOs
Repeat Chorus
And lest we forget the queen
We crown our list with Hillary
Repeat Chorus
Written by Frank Highland and Aaron Sain.
© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP) & PoolGuy Music (ASCAP).
All Rights Reserved / International Copyright Secured.
Shut Up and Teach
Nowhere in this textbook does it say Bush equals Hitler
Nowhere in this chapter does it claim we had it coming
No way in this room can you blame Capitalism
No way on this earth will I be swayed
Chorus
Shut up and teach
Don’t give a speech
Keep your political beliefs
All to yourself until the bell
Your job as far as I can tell
Doesn’t include indoctrination so could you please
Shut up and teach
I will not be force-fed any more of your liberal garbage
And I will not write down what’s on the board cause it’s so stupid
I can’t just sit back and ignore your biased grading
This is not what we all came here for
Repeat Chorus
It’s called a textbook, why don’t you read it
You’d be amazed at what you’d find inside
It’s nothing like what you’ve been feeding
I guess you must’ve thought we were blind
Just keep ranting while I sit in here with my recorder
I’ll see you at McDonald’s next school year and you can take my order
Cause you might lose your job if you can’t learn to stick to the curriculum
You had your say now I think it’s our turn
Repeat Chorus
Just show up, do your job, I know it sounds extreme
Written by Frank Highland and Aaron Sain.
© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP) & PoolGuy Music (ASCAP).
All Rights Reserved / International Copyright Secured.
Bush Was Right
Freedom in Afghanistan, say goodbye Taliban
Free elections in Iraq, Saddam Hussein locked up
Osamas staying underground, Al Qaida now is finding out
America wont turn and run once the fighting has begun
Libya turns over nukes, Lebanese want freedom, too
Syria is forced to leave, dont you know that all this means
Chorus
Bush was right!
Bush was right!
Bush was right!
Democracy is on the way, hitting like a tidal wave
All over the middle east, dictators walk with shaky knees
Dont know what theyre gonna do,
their worst nightmare is coming true
They fear the domino effect, theyre all wondering whos next
Repeat Chorus
Ted Kennedy wrong!
Cindy Sheehan wrong!
France wrong!
Zell Miller right!
Economy is on the rise kicking into overdrive
Angry liberals can't believe it's cause of W's policies
Unemployment's staying down, Democrats are wondering how
Revenue is going up, can you say "Tax Cuts"
Repeat Chorus
Cheney was right, Condi was right,
Rummy was right, Blair was right
You were right, we were right, The Right was right and
Bush was right
You go that right
Bush was right
Written by Frank Highland © 2005 PoolGuy Music (ASCAP). All Rights Reserved / International Copyright Secured.
Big Oil
We use it, we need it almost as much as air
Dependent on the Middle East and no one seems to care
That billions of barrels of oil are in the ground
And the “freakenvironmentalists” won’t let us get it out
Chorus
So before you go and point your finger covered in gasoline
And whine about their record profits
Remember things aren’t what they seem
Try and educate yourself with the facts or just admit you’re spoiled
If you don’t like it don’t buy it
It’s not the fault of “Big Oil”
We want it, they sell it, what’s not to understand
It’s simple as the law of supply and demand
They’re making just pennies per gallon at the pump /
While the government gets double and the roads still suck
Repeat Chorus
If you wanna keep the price down
But wanna keep the oil in the ground
You can’t have it both ways
That’s economics 101
Class dismissed go have fun
Repeat Chorus
Written by Frank Highland and Aaron Sain.
© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP) & PoolGuy Music (ASCAP).
All Rights Reserved / International Copyright Secured.
Overruled
I guess some judges disagree with what The Constitution says
So they don their robes and twist the words into what they want instead
They make the laws, and ignore the laws
And use the bench to promote the cause
Chorus
These Judges are gonna be judged by the one and final Judge
And He’ll do the job that they refuse to do
‘Cause He knows what they’ve done, each and everyone
And in His court they’re gonna stand accused
They’ll all be overruled
They tie the hands of the NSA and protect the enemy
And ignore the rights of the victims so the guilty can go free
They’re dangerous, unscrupulous
And worst of all they’re changing us
I’ve had it, disgusted
I’m sick and tired of it
Why can’t we do something with all these judges playing God
Repeat Chorus
Written by Frank Highland and Aaron Sain.
© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP) & PoolGuy Music (ASCAP).
All Rights Reserved / International Copyright Secured.